Here are the signs that you played too much Oni.

You played too much Oni when:

- your cap falls down and you tend to pick it up in a slide.

- you paint your brother's hair purple, call him Muro and beat him up.

- you do the same as above plus you take your boss and two of your colleagues to help you.

- your best friend is an android that monitors your brain.

- you like to do backflips with a weapon in your hand just because "it looks so damn cool"

- when you go to a restaurant, instead of asking for the menu, you shout "show me what you got" and take a scornful pose.

- you want to do unbelievable martial art moves.

- you DO unbelievable martial art moves.

- when you see a sandwich on the table, you creep up to it from behind, then you spin yourself around saying "You're mine."

- when you're angry, your body emits a purple, or red glow.

- you go to the airport, beat up all the guards and expect the people to give you ammo, or hypos.

- you take medicin and hope, you'll go to overpower mode.

- you stuff your robot toy with crackers, because you want to simulate a Xios explosion.

- you call your big hamster 'Barabas'.

- you break into your boss' office through the roof, accuse him of conspiracy against you, then your boss and his desk fall into the basement.

- you pick up a big marble and hope you will become invisible.

- you jump into a vat full of acid and survive.

- you cover your body with blue jelly and hope that the bullets will bump off... and they do!

- when having a mid-term exam in school, you just sit there, watch the orthers, laugh maniacally, fix your hair, then say "Maybe I should start trying." and turn the paper.

- when you see a fan and you get the sudden urge to hold onto something really fast.

- when you steal a bun in the cafeteria and your boss sends out your colleagues to bring you in, because you've obviously gone rogue.

- when you're on a trip to the conversion center and you get lost, while looking for mutated Muro.

- when you have dreams in which you fight against tiny soldiers.

- when you're at a disco and you're trying to avoid the red lights, "Because the turret would get activated."

- when you spend more time on the rooftops then in your house.

- when you are still reading and all this makes sense to you.

- when you mistake an old, bald man for griffin and you do a stepping disarm on him. (Liem Duong)

- when you watch a soccer match in TV and keep chanting: "Do a crescent moon kick!" (Oni Forum)

- when you see screenshots of Konoko in places she's not supposed to be and say, "Been there, done that." (Jon)

- when you sit down at a keyboard and your fingers automatically go to w,s,a and d. (or your chosen keys) (Jon)

- when you know what the term, "The Day Is Mine" refers to. (Jon) (cheating isn't nice you know ;))

- when you wonder who's back you have to break to get a copy of the E3 multiplayer demo. (Jon)

- when you find yourself wanting the Japanese language version.(Jon)

- when you start giving 'Rooftops' as your address.

- when you see a street-light and think about practicing your flying lariats.

- when getting shot by an uzi, plasma rifle, grenade launcher, laser beam, stun gun and a sniper rifle in quick succesion doesn't seem to be particulary life-threatening anymore.

- when you confuse your neighbour with the Blowtorch Guy. (Frankh)

- when you catch yourself searching every corner of your house for hidden items. (Frankh)

- when you buy a motorcycle only for sliding under closing gates and jumping over parked cars. (Frankh)

- when you always take along rappelling harness, truck keys and a self made laser torch (and of course some hypos) (Frankh)

- when you don't know your real name. (Frankh)

- when you equip your computer with four power switches and moving laser sensors. (Frankh) :)

- when you activate alarm consoles in public buildings in order to fight the guards. (Frankh)

- when you are STILL reading this, agreeing to at least 90 % of the above points. (Frankh)

- when you throw away all of your furniture, carpets, wallpapers, books, pictures, dishes and other "unnecessary stuff" and replace them with some nice data consoles and heavy grey machines. (Frankh)

- when somebody fires a glowing extraterrestrial life-form at you. (Frankh)

- when you see bright green/yellow/red flashes when somebody beats you. (Frankh)

- when you cry out loud "DEVIL SPIN KICK!!" or "RISING FURY PUNCH!!" when being surrounded by a crowd. (Frankh)

- when you visit websites that begin with http://MUKADE.... (Frankh)

- when you build your own training drones using LEGO bricks. (Frankh)

- when you start to suspect that grey trucks transport illegal technology. (Frankh)

- when you somebody is "stripping away" your private files off your computer. (Frankh)

- when you finally abort reading this, go to bed and dream of fighting your enemies, your boss, everyone else you know, and even yourself. (Frankh)

- When your reltive to twenty years old, and your voice still cracks while yelling , "Muro! Stop!" (Nkls)

- when you look at your medical studies book, find the liver, and in a voice of disbelif, say, "One of the things are inside me?" (Nkls)

- you dye your hair purple. (Nkls)

- you fassion a suit of orange and silver armor with TCTF embossed on the overly protective back. (Nkls)

- you think your rifle is defective when no laser is emmited from the barrel. (Nkls)

- you spinn arround and laugh with a mechanical echo. (Nkls)

- you can punch twice, then still have the ability to flipp arround like mad. (Nkls)

- you forget about twenty fundemental laws of modern physics. (Nkls)

- you shot your friend when he cut his leg on a bush. (Nkls)

- you find the sound of snapping spines extreamly gratifing. (Nkls)

- add your own symptoms of playing too much Oni. Send them to: stanlee@centrum.sk